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Ahhh I wrote another angst!ficlet. Y'know, my usual, I really can't help it sometimes.

Oh man, oh man. What do I even say. *facepalm* Oh right, H/D. A little porny.

And Longing, Longing, Longing-- (In between breaths, in another world, he watched him.) )
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This was locked 'cause I wrote it while half-asleep, but uh... it's not anymore -.-;; I fixed it up a bit. Not a lot though, so beware of falling participles :P

It's an HBP AU (I KNOW!!) spin off from the Sectumsempra scene, as per [ profile] malafede's request. Uh. As a warning, I listened to 'Nothing Compares 2 U'. On repeat -.-

`Sleep to Dream' - H/D - NC17 or so - Of course Malfoy is a dick and he deserved it, so why is Harry feeling sick? )
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Sooo... um, well, I did say it was a resurgence :D Oddly, it was reading this poem called 'Phenomenology of the Prick', which is a great title if there ever was one and got ridiculously inspired-- enough to write a whole fic around it. Which makes this a poem!fic, slightly less embarrassing than a song!fic. Maybe. Er... yeah. -.-
    So basically it fits into my pre-existing desire to write something that wasn't fluffy... and also wasn't my novella. For which I'm practicing! I mean... um, I can do that, right?? ^^;;

It... well, it isn't fluffy. :D Back to your regularly scheduled Reena, basically. Whew!! >:D

Fic~!! 'The Prick' - H/D NC17, baby - 'You know it, whether or not he does: Harry fucking Potter wants Draco Malfoy to see his cock.' )
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I think I'm in some sort of renewed H/D fugue. I can feel people rolling their eyes, I swear to god :> :> Ah well, I should be asleep, but I wrote a drabble, and it reminds me of Ani DiFranco.

`Untouchable' - H/D - 500 words - When you run out, he runs back in. )
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Um. So this is my messed-up idea of fixing things for Draco after my last drabble, which means it's a sequel, I guess. I just realized that he's Draco Malfoy, and he wouldn't stand for that sort of abuse, right? Right.

So I listened to Ani DiFranco some more. Bad idea -.-

`Break the Skin' - H/D - You think Draco Malfoy is sucking you off to prove a point, and you're letting him.  )
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I suspect I should avoid discussion anytime someone mentions certain pairings, perhaps. Because otherwise my sick, easily excitable little mind gets a work out, and -this- happens.

Writing this did make me feel better, however. I do warn you there's no threesomes and quite a bit of... um, pissed!Harry angst. Not that this is news, since I did write it. Actually, Harry-centric Ron/Draco was so obvious I couldn't not write it, once it hit me. Oh man oh man -.-

Fic~! `Vent' - Ron/Draco, Harry - NC17 - Because sometimes there's no way out or in when it's needed most. )
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So anyway, this was randomly inspired by a line in another H/D fic I had in my way-old browser history, where Hermione's like, "what do you see in him?" and Harry's like, "ummmmmm... I don't know." And so I was intrigued. But! No guarantees for quality, etcetera etcetera.

Fic! = An Unlikely Pair (Or: Like a Car-Wreck) = H/D = R, baby = What did he see in him? That's what everyone wants to know. )
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Some people might say I'm being hypocritical by posting this bit of semi-fluff-- I just like to think of it as being... er... refreshingly multi-faceted. Anyway, ahahah, there was this post about how/why would canon!Draco say 'I love you', and whether he might say it more easily just to get stuff from people 'cause he's a brat. Heh.

So of course I couldn't resist. Especially 'cause presently I'm working on a long-ass dark!Draco fic, and I think I needed a break. I'm one of those people who have severe issues writing Draco saying that-- ever-- to anyone-- so it was a challenge, imagining how Draco would actually say that casually and remain in character. This bit of silliness resulted.

Those who do actually have a serious thing about er... non-angsty things should probably... er... stay away. Anyway, this isn't fluff, per se. Maybe. That is my story and I'm sticking to it!!1 Damn all you temptresses, whittling away at my resolve.

Ficlet! - `Gifts' - H/D, D/P - R-rated? - Draco is a very bad boy. Oh, he really is. But he luuuurves Pan-- Har-- stuff. )
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I should actually stop writing porn, I know this, but then I get -asked- so like... I have an excuse, and [ profile] malafede promised more girl!Draco, and who could resist -that-?

Anyway, this is my ficcish shout into the wilderness re: how very gay Malfoy really is. (See... I wrote a fic about Harry's Gay last year, now it's Draco's turn. Or something.) Whatever. Basically, this is for [ profile] malafede.

`Queer as Malfoy' - H/D NC-17 etcetc - All in all, Draco Malfoy was looking very gay indeed.... )
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I've had a lot of angst about this bit of porn, you understand. Angst! Angst, I tell you!! Aaaaaugh I hate editing. Hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE. If it sucks... I'm really sorry. And. I'm still not working on it anymore. Because I suck.

Fic! for Duckpuppy! - `The Plot' - H/D - NC17 - Malfoy dogs Harry's steps all the way to the edge-- and beyond. )
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For the record, I blame [ profile] psychobarfly for this entirely and completely. It is true that Minute Man!Draco is a lot like her Draco (heh heh), and... it was rather amusing seeing it from his perspective, so off I went. It's really weird, remembering that my non-pov characters have motivations too, man. Whoa.

All right, so if any of you wanted a semi-fluffy Draco-pov follow-up to "Minute Man", here's your chance, Lance. (urgh)

It's not porn because I'm tired and I need to be... um... inspired. And I was having too much fun writing smug!Draco, as per PsychoB's instructions, teehee. It's just a bit of R-rated silliness, really. But no mpreg this time, ahahah.

`Coming Clean' - sequel - R - because Draco's mum taught him to clean behind his ears, no? )
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Why do I write these things..?? Why, why, why...?

Is it because I care..? Is it because there can never be enough H/D porn...? Is it because I simply have too much time to waste...??

Sigh. Oh well, more porn it is, then. Woe. Woe indeed.

`Minute Man' - H/D - NC17 - because there's nothing quite like porn for breakfast. )
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I easily admit I'm kinda high on sugar right now, but this H/D MST3K smutfic is cracking me up big time. It really is.

There should be more of these things. Mockity mock mock mock. Dude. I think I see my calling... calling to me. *coughs* 'Course, when I try writing a parody... well, let's just say it involves cheesecake and carrots -.-

The only problem is, I can't fully mock the -fics-, 'cause I can't mock -them-. I can only gently tease them. Grrrr. Grrrr, I say!!

...So I wrote an insane semi-parody way-too-fluffy and not-really-as-funny-as-I-think H/D mpreg, ahahahahahahah. Except not (just-- trust me). It's the sugar, I tell you. The sugar. Hehehe, feel free to MST3K or whatever, etc etc. This is just a bit of late-nite insanity, man.

`First Comes Love' - H/D - R - Mpreg parody type thing, except not. You know. Er. May be hazardous to your health. Proceed with all due caution. )
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Disclaimer: no claims of ownership implied.

Author's Note: Written for the HP Flashficathon Harry/Remus post-Hogwarts request. Very vaguely inspired by "The Little Red Riding Hood" fairy-tale as told by Charles Perrault.

The Boy and The Wolf )
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Mostly, this is to say that I've written a Ginny/Pansy fic. Yeah, I'm a bit surprised myself. Though if I was going to do any femmeslash HP pairing, it'd be that. 'Can't very well slash Hermione (my Hermione is probably more prudish than I've seen her written by -anyone-... she's just... er... not one of those hot sort of nerds, in my head). Then again, it occurs to me that I don't want -most- HP characters to get naked where I can see. It's not that there's something wrong with -them-... it's me. All me. And I don't wanna see them naked, man. Like... Luna...? Noooo. Millicent?? God no! Cho? Too whiny. Tonks? I call her "Mary Sue". Fleur? Oh, ok. Yes, I'm very very shallow.

Possibly... the only wanna-see-her-nekkid girl would be Lily, actually. I'd slash her, man. But with -who-? Also, hate the whole not-meant-to-be-with-anyone-'cause-she's-married-and-dead thing. Also, I'm so not down with the Lily/Narcissa. Although. Hmmmmm... pretty.... *coughs* But anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Femmeslash. The H/D of femmeslash, even. Has H/D -in- it, actually... but not really enough to advertise.

So yeah-- femmeslash. Lacking several keywords that you'll (almost) never see me use 'cause they're so bloody awful: clit, vagina, vulva, pussy, nub, vaginal fluid, juices (!!), muff (just in case), clitoris, hole, channel, love-channel, center, womb, passage, sweet funky heaven.... Yeah, I just wanted to say all that. I have no shame. And my favorite word for "it"? Is now quim ('cunt' is now dethroned) :D :D

`The Golden Rules' - Ginny/Pansy - NC-17 - Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. )
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This whole fic is basically me being contrary and unreasonable, hahah. See, H/D is my favorite pairing for a reason-- it's because it's got to be the most insane-yet-vaguely-possible pairing there is. It's all contrariness and snark and conflict and juvenile grudges and impossible dreams and hormones. That just tells you way more about me than I should be comfortable with, ahaha.

I wrote it on utter whim after reading Telanu's post about how she's sick of H/S after being so monogamous to it for 2 years. I totally dig that, man. So often I get so sick of H/D it's not even funny. They stick in my craw like mad-- it's been one and a half years, and, I mean. Soon I'll forget other things -exist-. Ahh, sweet obsession, how I lurve thee. And hate thee. And then there's the porn. That's basically it. It's all about the porn. Feel the love, man.

So! Ficlet! `As Is' - H/D - R - Feel the love, baby, for the first time, for the last time. The OTP is dead. Long live the OTP!... Yes, how meta. -.- )
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Um. Nothing like a nice, relaxing bit of not-quite-porn to break things up a bit. This is why I'm here. This is what I do. This is what's important.

Hello, my name is Reena. I write gay porn instead of doing homework. *curtsies*

`The Sound of Wings' - H/D - NC17 - written last night while half-asleep. - It's the little things that matter in the end - war, blood and blow-jobs. What else is there, eh? )
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Um. So there's the Men Without Pants challenge, and. I can't resist a name like that. I just. Can't. And. Forgive me ><;; It's not -for- the challenge though, exactly, 'cause this is now and that is in what? Three weeks? And like... why wait? Strip now. That's my philosophy.

`Arrested Development' - For Aja, of course - H/D but not really, uh - R? - Ron. Harry. Talk about pants. Figure it out. )
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Thanks to Aja and well, honestly, myself, I am now gifted with a Grand Mission.

I have to ask the `general populace', which is to say, all and sundry, anyone who would listen:

What do Harry and Draco think about fucking?


Actually, that came out very silly. Aja would've done it better.

`What Everyone Wants to Know' - Malfoy has a question, take one. - H/D drabble thingie, PG13. I took my own advice, obviously. A little -too- well. Heh. )

and another, actually.... whoa...

`Chances Are' - NC17 H/D boyporn!! wah!! I couldn't help myself!! Er. - Malfoy has a question, and Harry has an answer. - This one's for Aja, btw. )
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This goes out to you, [ profile] fandombitches. I actually wasn't going to post this story. I wrote it last night at Sara's request, and I'm kind of sick to my stomach about it, and it disturbs me. I dislike -writing- rape & non-con & anger & pain and things, because those things hurt to imagine too vividly.

They're not sparkly or fun or sexy when you actually have to immerse yourself in them to write, but that doesn't mean they're not good and worthwhile things to write about, because if we just wrote about the pretty, we would allow ourselves to forget that the world isn't like that. So yes. I'm pretty disturbed by this story and by myself, when writing it. But then, I'm not 13, and I imagine I wouldn't have wanted to read this then... though I wrote my first rape-fic when I was 15, and was disturbed then too. But something about the subject wouldn't let go, I guess. It's a demon, and even when I think I can ignore it, it doesn't ignore me, so.

Fic - `As Good As He Got' - NC-17 - H/D - Non-con, Rape, Violence, disturbing subject matter. Discretion advised. )


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