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This is what happens when I see too many mangas with extra-explicit kissing scenes where one person is always holding up the other as they swoon, clutching at them like a drowning person. Um. -.-;;; They say write what you know, but I write what I read. *facepalm*

`The Kissing Clause' - in which we discover that Harry is really a teenage girl. Or not. But Malfoy has a wicked tongue. )
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So yes, to my own surprise, I wrote a V-Day H/D fic, the first one I remember finishing for February 14th. Um. It's all [livejournal.com profile] furiosity's fault, 'cause her fic reminded me of having written another pub fic ages ago ('Fighting Dirty') and I got all nostalgic for H/D, and also I realized I've never actually written smitten!Harry as such, much to [livejournal.com profile] mistful's onetime woe, hehe.

Well, I tried. Couldn't keep the sarcasm off the premises, but you can't say I didn't try! :P Anyway, um, enjoy? heh.

`Gagging for It' - H/D, baby - they say everyone's a fool for love, but Harry Potter is really an idiot. )
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    It's just a random bit of fluffy... um, randomness 'cause I'm avoiding everything else. I'd paste it to someone directly to get some sort of response, but no one's online or you're all hiding from me, so here goes nothing. Plus I feel a bit insecure 'cause no one said anything about my snippets on the anon meme (but, y'know, I didn't choose them v. carefully-- just what I was working on, plus it's a longfic that needs the build-up, etcetc).

...I've always kinda wanted to write Theo/Zach, if only as part of a Theo/Zach/Blaise+Ginny... thing, but that's just me & Sara :D

    God, I'm such a spammer lately -.-;; Err, concrit welcome if anyone wants to bother :D :D
    Aaaaanyway. No need to get excited, I'm just sort of in the random writing mood, so if you want to give me a drabble prompt, have at it!

    Ficlet~! 'The Huff & Puff' - Theo/Zach, PG13 - Because Zacharias Smith just hates always being the snarky one. )
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AAAAAARgh, I seriously cannot wait to post this even though I'm spamming y'all :(( I haven't written H/D fluff in FOREVER, but I love [livejournal.com profile] lillithium's watercolors so I was inspired, but they're just so soft and sweet and fluffy, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, OKAY?? Not my fault!! *cries*

Okay, so. Like. Don't hurt me, I wrote H/D vaguely PWP post-war fluff :( :( *repents immediately!!* :( And yes, I'm trying to both write & avoid my angsty plotty Death Eater!Draco fic. :/ WAH.

H/D ficlet~! 'Sparklers' - H/D - PG13 - Sometimes we all need a little light to show, and to keep. )
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All right, I know it's embarrassing, but apparently the silly astrology thing wasn't done with me yet. If only because I'm often given to laughing at the very things I find myself dubiously interested in. It's a thing.

So I wrote a Harry/Draco version: the Leo/Gemini files remix. Or something. It had to be done.

Ficlet! ~ `Bait and Switch' - H/D - where Harry's philosophy remains simple yet effective, and Draco is too feisty for his own good. )
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I should actually stop writing porn, I know this, but then I get -asked- so like... I have an excuse, and [livejournal.com profile] malafede promised more girl!Draco, and who could resist -that-?

Anyway, this is my ficcish shout into the wilderness re: how very gay Malfoy really is. (See... I wrote a fic about Harry's Gay last year, now it's Draco's turn. Or something.) Whatever. Basically, this is for [livejournal.com profile] malafede.

`Queer as Malfoy' - H/D NC-17 etcetc - All in all, Draco Malfoy was looking very gay indeed.... )
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I've had a lot of angst about this bit of porn, you understand. Angst! Angst, I tell you!! Aaaaaugh I hate editing. Hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE. If it sucks... I'm really sorry. And. I'm still not working on it anymore. Because I suck.

Fic! for Duckpuppy! - `The Plot' - H/D - NC17 - Malfoy dogs Harry's steps all the way to the edge-- and beyond. )
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Ack! Well, I'm late again. As usual, because I suck. But! [livejournal.com profile] glockgal asked for Harry/Luna last year, and this year I've (sort of) cracked it :D I would be proud, except... not. But anyway.

A ficlet for thee! - `but slowly' - Harry/Luna - The thing to know about Harry was that he was a bit slow, as such things went.... )
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I dunno what it is. But. I wrote a weird Ginny/Luna after-sex drabble which is... well, weird. So I didn't wanna just post it publically... heh. But I have no shame. Not that it's -that- bad, it's just. I don't know. Ginny/Luna? What am I on, anyway?

...Don't answer that.

`Green Apples' - Ginny/Luna - R? - tastes may vary. )
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For the record, I blame [livejournal.com profile] psychobarfly for this entirely and completely. It is true that Minute Man!Draco is a lot like her Draco (heh heh), and... it was rather amusing seeing it from his perspective, so off I went. It's really weird, remembering that my non-pov characters have motivations too, man. Whoa.

All right, so if any of you wanted a semi-fluffy Draco-pov follow-up to "Minute Man", here's your chance, Lance. (urgh)

It's not porn because I'm tired and I need to be... um... inspired. And I was having too much fun writing smug!Draco, as per PsychoB's instructions, teehee. It's just a bit of R-rated silliness, really. But no mpreg this time, ahahah.

`Coming Clean' - sequel - R - because Draco's mum taught him to clean behind his ears, no? )
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Why do I write these things..?? Why, why, why...?

Is it because I care..? Is it because there can never be enough H/D porn...? Is it because I simply have too much time to waste...??

Sigh. Oh well, more porn it is, then. Woe. Woe indeed.

`Minute Man' - H/D - NC17 - because there's nothing quite like porn for breakfast. )
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I easily admit I'm kinda high on sugar right now, but this H/D MST3K smutfic is cracking me up big time. It really is.

There should be more of these things. Mockity mock mock mock. Dude. I think I see my calling... calling to me. *coughs* 'Course, when I try writing a parody... well, let's just say it involves cheesecake and carrots -.-

The only problem is, I can't fully mock the -fics-, 'cause I can't mock -them-. I can only gently tease them. Grrrr. Grrrr, I say!!

...So I wrote an insane semi-parody way-too-fluffy and not-really-as-funny-as-I-think H/D mpreg, ahahahahahahah. Except not (just-- trust me). It's the sugar, I tell you. The sugar. Hehehe, feel free to MST3K or whatever, etc etc. This is just a bit of late-nite insanity, man.

`First Comes Love' - H/D - R - Mpreg parody type thing, except not. You know. Er. May be hazardous to your health. Proceed with all due caution. )
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Um. Nothing like a nice, relaxing bit of not-quite-porn to break things up a bit. This is why I'm here. This is what I do. This is what's important.

Hello, my name is Reena. I write gay porn instead of doing homework. *curtsies*

`The Sound of Wings' - H/D - NC17 - written last night while half-asleep. - It's the little things that matter in the end - war, blood and blow-jobs. What else is there, eh? )
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When Lasair bemoaned the sad lack of Quality H/D (contrasted with the sad prevalence of H/S of various qualities, types and sizes) since OoTP, she most definitely didn't mean -this-. When Nef made that hilarious reference to premature-ejaculatory adolescent groping as related to the last Matrix, I'm sure this wasn't even on the horizon. Yet!

I, as the purveyor of All Things Tastefully H/D and Entirely On The Up-and-Up, present you this masterpiece of humor and canonical rigor. I have toiled long and hard on this glorious effort of my ever-vigilant mind, bringing together many months of deep deliberation and the essentially pure toil of my heart. Ahem.

And now, for the really-bad-and-not-actually-all-that-funny humor portion of this evening. - Fic! - H/D - `The Horror' - yes, that's the title. )
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Um. So there's the Men Without Pants challenge, and. I can't resist a name like that. I just. Can't. And. Forgive me ><;; It's not -for- the challenge though, exactly, 'cause this is now and that is in what? Three weeks? And like... why wait? Strip now. That's my philosophy.

`Arrested Development' - For Aja, of course - H/D but not really, uh - R? - Ron. Harry. Talk about pants. Figure it out. )
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Er. So dude. I wrote this a few days ago, mostly because my other fic, `Nerve' (which this is a prequel to, actually), didn't make sense from Ron's perspective, and the idea of writing Ron's perspective appeals to me. I actually like this story a lot more, even though there's no sex. It's mostly just Ginny & Ron the summer before fourth year, I think. I've never written anything quite like it before, and even though it's unbetaed, so is most of my stuff, so.

Anyway. This is for [livejournal.com profile] kitsune13, without whom Weasleycest would never even begin to cross my mind. Dude, and now I want to write more >:D Hee.

Fic! `Just a Girl' - Ron/Ginny - incest - PG13.... Ginny just wants to play make-believe.... )
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I wrote Ron/Ginny. *laughs* At least -some- of you might like that, if the writing itself were good. It's just been one of those days. Anyway. Seriously, seriously tell me if it doesn't work (and well, `how' would be good, but eh). No, really. Well, if you read it :>

Fic: Nerve - Ron/Ginny - Yep, that means incest - PWP, kinda - R. )

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