Mostly, this is to say that I've written a Ginny/Pansy fic. Yeah, I'm a bit surprised myself. Though if I was going to do any femmeslash HP pairing, it'd be that. 'Can't very well slash Hermione (my Hermione is probably more prudish than I've seen her written by -anyone-... she's just... er... not one of those hot sort of nerds, in my head). Then again, it occurs to me that I don't want -most- HP characters to get naked where I can see. It's not that there's something wrong with -them-... it's me. All me. And I don't wanna see them naked, man. Like... Luna...? Noooo. Millicent?? God no! Cho? Too whiny. Tonks? I call her "Mary Sue". Fleur? Oh, ok. Yes, I'm very very shallow.
Possibly... the only wanna-see-her-nekkid girl would be Lily, actually. I'd slash her, man. But with -who-? Also, hate the whole not-meant-to-be-with-anyone-'cause-she'
s-married-and-dead thing. Also, I'm so not down with the Lily/Narcissa. Although. Hmmmmm... pretty.... *coughs* But anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Femmeslash. The H/D of femmeslash, even. Has H/D -in- it, actually... but not really enough to advertise.
So yeah-- femmeslash. Lacking several keywords that you'll (almost) never see me use 'cause they're so bloody awful: clit, vagina, vulva, pussy, nub, vaginal fluid, juices (!!), muff (just in case), clitoris, hole, channel, love-channel, center, womb, passage, sweet funky heaven.... Yeah, I just wanted to say all that. I have no shame. And my favorite word for "it"? Is now quim ('cunt' is now dethroned) :D :D( `The Golden Rules' - Ginny/Pansy - NC-17 - Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. )