Love Is What Remains

This is what happens when I see too many mangas with extra-explicit kissing scenes where one person is always holding up the other as they swoon, clutching at them like a drowning person. Um. -.-;;; They say write what you know, but I write what I read. *facepalm*

( `The Kissing Clause' - in which we discover that Harry is really a teenage girl. Or not. But Malfoy has a wicked tongue. )

    It's just a random bit of fluffy... um, randomness 'cause I'm avoiding everything else. I'd paste it to someone directly to get some sort of response, but no one's online or you're all hiding from me, so here goes nothing. Plus I feel a bit insecure 'cause no one said anything about my snippets on the anon meme (but, y'know, I didn't choose them v. carefully-- just what I was working on, plus it's a longfic that needs the build-up, etcetc).

...I've always kinda wanted to write Theo/Zach, if only as part of a Theo/Zach/Blaise+Ginny... thing, but that's just me & Sara :D

    God, I'm such a spammer lately -.-;; Err, concrit welcome if anyone wants to bother :D :D
    Aaaaanyway. No need to get excited, I'm just sort of in the random writing mood, so if you want to give me a drabble prompt, have at it!

    ( Ficlet~! 'The Huff & Puff' - Theo/Zach, PG13 - Because Zacharias Smith just hates always being the snarky one. )

AAAAAARgh, I seriously cannot wait to post this even though I'm spamming y'all :(( I haven't written H/D fluff in FOREVER, but I love lillithium's watercolors so I was inspired, but they're just so soft and sweet and fluffy, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, OKAY?? Not my fault!! *cries*

Okay, so. Like. Don't hurt me, I wrote H/D vaguely PWP post-war fluff :( :( *repents immediately!!* :( And yes, I'm trying to both write & avoid my angsty plotty Death Eater!Draco fic. :/ WAH.

( H/D ficlet~! 'Sparklers' - H/D - PG13 - Sometimes we all need a little light to show, and to keep. )

I should actually stop writing porn, I know this, but then I get -asked- so like... I have an excuse, and malafede promised more girl!Draco, and who could resist -that-?

Anyway, this is my ficcish shout into the wilderness re: how very gay Malfoy really is. (See... I wrote a fic about Harry's Gay last year, now it's Draco's turn. Or something.) Whatever. Basically, this is for malafede.

( `Queer as Malfoy' - H/D NC-17 etcetc - All in all, Draco Malfoy was looking very gay indeed.... )

Ack! Well, I'm late again. As usual, because I suck. But! glockgal asked for Harry/Luna last year, and this year I've (sort of) cracked it :D I would be proud, except... not. But anyway.

( A ficlet for thee! - `but slowly' - Harry/Luna - The thing to know about Harry was that he was a bit slow, as such things went.... )

For the record, I blame psychobarfly for this entirely and completely. It is true that Minute Man!Draco is a lot like her Draco (heh heh), and... it was rather amusing seeing it from his perspective, so off I went. It's really weird, remembering that my non-pov characters have motivations too, man. Whoa.

All right, so if any of you wanted a semi-fluffy Draco-pov follow-up to "Minute Man", here's your chance, Lance. (urgh)

It's not porn because I'm tired and I need to be... um... inspired. And I was having too much fun writing smug!Draco, as per PsychoB's instructions, teehee. It's just a bit of R-rated silliness, really. But no mpreg this time, ahahah.

( `Coming Clean' - sequel - R - because Draco's mum taught him to clean behind his ears, no? )

I easily admit I'm kinda high on sugar right now, but this H/D MST3K smutfic is cracking me up big time. It really is.

There should be more of these things. Mockity mock mock mock. Dude. I think I see my calling... calling to me. *coughs* 'Course, when I try writing a parody... well, let's just say it involves cheesecake and carrots -.-

The only problem is, I can't fully mock the -fics-, 'cause I can't mock -them-. I can only gently tease them. Grrrr. Grrrr, I say!!

...So I wrote an insane semi-parody way-too-fluffy and not-really-as-funny-as-I-think H/D mpreg, ahahahahahahah. Except not (just-- trust me). It's the sugar, I tell you. The sugar. Hehehe, feel free to MST3K or whatever, etc etc. This is just a bit of late-nite insanity, man.

( `First Comes Love' - H/D - R - Mpreg parody type thing, except not. You know. Er. May be hazardous to your health. Proceed with all due caution. )

When Lasair bemoaned the sad lack of Quality H/D (contrasted with the sad prevalence of H/S of various qualities, types and sizes) since OoTP, she most definitely didn't mean -this-. When Nef made that hilarious reference to premature-ejaculatory adolescent groping as related to the last Matrix, I'm sure this wasn't even on the horizon. Yet!

I, as the purveyor of All Things Tastefully H/D and Entirely On The Up-and-Up, present you this masterpiece of humor and canonical rigor. I have toiled long and hard on this glorious effort of my ever-vigilant mind, bringing together many months of deep deliberation and the essentially pure toil of my heart. Ahem.

( And now, for the really-bad-and-not-actually-all-that-funny humor portion of this evening. - Fic! - H/D - `The Horror' - yes, that's the title. )

Er. So dude. I wrote this a few days ago, mostly because my other fic, `Nerve' (which this is a prequel to, actually), didn't make sense from Ron's perspective, and the idea of writing Ron's perspective appeals to me. I actually like this story a lot more, even though there's no sex. It's mostly just Ginny & Ron the summer before fourth year, I think. I've never written anything quite like it before, and even though it's unbetaed, so is most of my stuff, so.

Anyway. This is for kitsune13, without whom Weasleycest would never even begin to cross my mind. Dude, and now I want to write more >:D Hee.

( Fic! `Just a Girl' - Ron/Ginny - incest - PG13.... Ginny just wants to play make-believe.... )

I am big with the insane H/D lurve right now (when am I not, but don't answer that). And. I wrote Draco/Zacharias for Maya!!1!!111!!

( Fic! - `Pretty to Think So' - Draco/Zacharias & other, muwahahahah. - PG13 - insane - Wherein Draco Malfoy Gets A Clue... )