Love Is What Remains

I was just going to write a hopeless little snippet to demonstrate why I can't... really CAN'T(!) write S/R (or... anything else) of any substance, but then the snippet grew a bit and it's still stupid & pointless & fluffy & probably crackier than my last crack because I don't even try to stay within the bounds of plausibility that much (...yeah). But it's here if you want to point and laugh.

...Just don't read if you want a sensitive or sexy or... uh, remotely sane or even shippy S/R fic or just a good fic or whatever ^^;

( - Can't Fool A Werewolf (or, Sirius Black Never Gets a Break) - I'm sorry, everybody. )

I suspect I should avoid discussion anytime someone mentions certain pairings, perhaps. Because otherwise my sick, easily excitable little mind gets a work out, and -this- happens.

Writing this did make me feel better, however. I do warn you there's no threesomes and quite a bit of... um, pissed!Harry angst. Not that this is news, since I did write it. Actually, Harry-centric Ron/Draco was so obvious I couldn't not write it, once it hit me. Oh man oh man -.-

( Fic~! `Vent' - Ron/Draco, Harry - NC17 - Because sometimes there's no way out or in when it's needed most. )

It's easier to write-- and sometimes even read-- pairings I don't care about. I feel like I'm -too- invested in H/D, -too- invested in a specific Draco (I'm rather laid back with Harry, and also most people don't really mess with his characterization too widely). Sometimes it feels impossible to read one more H/D fic without losing it in either joy or disgust. I really do think in writing, at least, I really benefit from the concept of "critical distance"-- that is, writing about things I'm not -too- close to somehow. Maybe I'm just too hard on my H/D fics, I dunno. *sigh*. But I wrote this because I was feeling Neville's rage. Go figure.

It occurs to me that Harry/Neville is a bit like the Draco/Zacharias of ships, ahahahaha. For some reason, this really amuses me. Also, when did I get over my need to have every fic be sekritly H/D? Ahahaha.

( Ficlet! `Home of the Brave' - Harry/Neville - wherein Neville is finally angry enough to follow. )

so i'm posting because i'm shameless. i wrote it. it's porny. it's pointless. it's harry/ron, goddamit, probably ooc as all hell, too. but who cares, it's wankfic, right? it's just, i missed the horrible babble... i mean, interaction. and stuff. i'll shut up now.
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( `The Penis Daily' - Harry/Ron wankfic - NC17 - the evils of masturbation in full blossom. possible squick if the daily lives of penises and extreme amounts of wanking offend you. also, bad humor. )